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They are gorgeous.
They are squares and rectangles.
They have your name written all over them.
And now... It is time for a vent.
Those of you whom I have been in touch with this week... Were you curious if I was going to blog about the madness?
Oh. You bet I am!
Well apparently they like to flare up right around the holiday season.
So this past Sunday, I got a little bit of the holiday blues.
Being far away from my fam.
Missing some things the way they used to be.
Normal wine-drinking women emotions.
So my amazing husband decided that we should go cut down a Christmas tree.
That man knows me well.
Clessing 1: The drought in Colorado has been so bad that many Christmas tree farms did not make it. Most of them are not offering the "Cut your own tree" method this year. We were simply looking for A farm. Not a SPECIFIC farm. Just A farm. But there were none. That is a clessing if I have every heard one.
But that's OK! We found a little place on the side of the road in Evergreen that was wonky and selling what local trees they had to sell, and that was perfect for us. So we bought that thing (I called it peggy for some reason), strapped her onto the top of the car, and headed home.
Clessing 2: About halfway home, our car overheated. Classic. Tree on top of the car. Car breaks down. Classic.
We pulled off to the side, checked out the sitch... and it wasn't good. Not good at all. We called AAA, knowing full well we weren't leaving the roadside with our poor broken Subaru. Meantime, one of our amazing friends, Kendall, said he could come get us and take us home.
At this point, I'm thinking "man... it's going to be a tight month to spend an extra $400 - $500 on the car. Oh well. It happens"
Clessing 3: When we are making the transfer of items from the Subaru, to the grass (waiting for our ride) and then from the grass to Kendall's car. Something was left behind.
Burley and I got home, a little beaten up and down. We decided it was nothing that a little chinese delivery and a good movie couldn't cure. We DID get a Christmas tree for heaven's sake. It was still a good day!
So, as we wait for Chinese to arrive, Burley tells me to grab my wallet and use the cash that we had just withdrawn to pay for the food (this week's spending money, and some Christmas gift money).
Oh wait. My purse isn't here.
Yup. The item that was left behind was my stinkin' purse.
WHYYYYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY?!
We suck up our tears, eat really good chinese (probably our last meal for a decade, seeing as we are now hemorrhaging money out of our behinds) and turn on the King's Speech on Netflix.
Clessing 4: The movie completely wigs out half way through. I start to cry. Heavily. It was the last straw.
After Clessing 4, we just called it a night, and prayed for a better tomorrow. I mean. What else can you do at that point?
Since then, we have learned just how much our car will cost us to fix (think... my year's clothing budget... or a cheap 4 day vacation for two... or 8 round-trip flights to see my niece... or an all-expense trip for Burley and I's moms to come out and see us). Yes. A lot of money.
Burley also ran into a parked car on his bike (that he has been riding about 30-40 miles a day getting to class and school... Think 4am - 9pm days).
I also have been hurling for the past 8 hours for some unknown reason.
Long story short. Thriftary today, should be re-named, shitary. I will be honest with you friend. I am sad. And down. And stressed. And all of those emotions that I don't really associate with the holidays.
But then... There are still good things. And this is where the "lessings" of clessings come into play.
1. We have money to fix our car. Thank you God.
2. My family is healthy (Abi is hanging in there like a champ)
3. I have a husband who sends me sweet texts and gives me massages and assures me that everything is going to be OK.
4. I believe my husband
5. We have a roof over our head, and even though filet may not be in our future, we still have food to put on the table.
6. My house as heat. I don't have to go cold.
7. I can get water out of a faucet and drink it when I need it.
8. I can use the toilet to hurl into all day long, which is the most comfortable place to hurl.
9. I am blessed to work from home so I don't have to fall behind just because I am not feeling well.
10. I have a Christmas tree
I know I am blessed. I know that these problems are 1st world problems. But I feel like I would be lying to you by posting a photo of a really cute pair of shoes, or telling you what I want for Christmas, or writing about how warm and fuzzy this time of year makes me. Because right now. I am cold and fuzzy in the head. And I am judging everyone who is happy and carefree. And I know that is completely wrong.
And I have to go hurl.
TTFN,